2011-10-04

Ular-ular manten saking Pranata Cara Mas Junaedi




Panganten sarimbit sampun dibusanani ing kamar kabusanan badhe marak wonten sasana pinajar, sumongga para rawuh sami…ndhodhok.
………………
Menika ta warnanira barisan ingkang hangombyongi panganten sarimbit ingkang ngjeng piyambak mlampah alon-alon ingkang sinabat cancang balung, ambetira panganten wangi-wangi cancang balung radi apeg….
mlampah dingklik-dingklik…

Dasar Junaedi...... ya wis ngono kuwi
Sumonggo menawi badhe midhanget Ularular manten

1. Junaedi -Ular ular manten 1
2. Junaedi -Ular ular manten 2
3. Junaedi -Ular ular manten 3
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7. Junaedi -Ular ular manten7
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Junaedi dadi Juru Kunci


Apa bedane "tandha" kalo "tenger"?
"Tenger kuwi  barang sing dileletke umpamane cet"
"Tandha kuwi sing njaluki satus turut pasar"
........


"Awake njengat"
"Lho sing njengat mung awake thok?"
.......















Kuwi cuplikane crita Junaedi dadi juru kunci
1. Junaedi - Juru Kunci 1
2. Junaedi - Juru Kunci 2
3. Junaedi - Juru Kunci 3
4. Junaedi - Juru Kunci 4
5. Junaedi - Juru Kunci 5
6. Junaedi - Juru Kunci 6
7. Junaedi - Juru Kunci 7
8. Junaedi - Juru Kunci 8
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10. Junaedi - Juru Kunci 10
11. Junaedi - Juru Kunci 11
12. Junaedi - Juru Kunci 12
13. Junaedi - Juru Kunci 13


2011-10-03

Senam Wajah ....Tips sehat



Senam wajah saged marakke kulit kenceng lan katon seger. Para ahli kesehatan lan ahli kecantikan wis mataun-taun oleh golek cara sing paling murah amrih bisa marakke kulit tetep seger.
Manika salah setunggal cara supados kulit wajah tetep seger.
Matur nuwun mas Rowan sampun kersa dados peraga.
Sampun kesupen saben enjing kaleh sak derengipun sare kedah nglaksanaaken cara menika.

Alamat Palsu

Mas Jarot, dodolan Sate Madura, prawakane wis rada tuwa, "kewut" ngono lah.
Nanging ora kalah hapene wadhuuuuuhhhhh.... manteb tenan. Suarane banter kaya tape wae.
Lagune dangdut paling gres
"Kesana-kemari membawa alamat.....jreng...jreng"
....
Olehi ngedoli sate karo jogat-joget....biyuh-biyuh.
"Lagu apa kuwi Mas Jarot?"
"Lagu Ayu ting-ting", Masak dak tahu to Mas......?" logat medurane metu.
Walah apa maneh kuwi, aku mung gela-gelo rung nate krungu.
"Pendatang baru ...Mas, enak lagune"
....
Rong ndina sakbare kuwi, lagi krungu aku ana tipi iklan ringtone.... "Oh iki...."
Terus sesuke, sesuke....wah...iya bener ...lagi booming kaya jaman keong racun.
Iki yen pengin ngrungokne ana ning you tube






Nek pengin MP3ne iki ya ana (saka asline olehku nemu)

Pedangdut Ayu Rosmalina mengubah namanya saat masuk industri musik menjadi Ayu Ting Ting. Apa dan bagaimana ceritanya nama itu akhirnya dipilih?

Ayu menuturkan, dirinya sudah akrab di dunia hiburan sejak umur empat tahun. Ibunya, Umi Khalsum, adalah seorang penyanyi. Tak heran hingga bakat seni dari ibunda turun kepada dara cantik kelahiran Depok, 20 Juni 1992 itu.

Embel-embel nama ‘Ting Ting’ didapatkan Ayu setelah merilis album pertama pada 2007 berjudul ‘Geol Ajep Ajep’. Di dalam album itu ada lagu berjudul Ting Ting. Lalu sang produser mengusulkan agar Ayu memiliki nama panggung Ayu Ting Ting.

Kecelakaan Motor Mabur CASA C212-200 ning Bohorok


Hawa krasa panis banget nylenget. Tenggorokanku krasa garing.
Mbayangke penake ndah nea yen ana sing dinggo ngguyur tenggorokanku sing garing, aku mlaku menyang warunge Kang Ribut sing dodol es degan.
"Kang degane siji" tak delok Kang Ribut lagi ngungkal pesone, warunge lagi sepi, cakruke okeh sing kosong.
"Nggih!", langsung tanggap degan dijupuk langsung dipapras duwurane
Ora let suwe degan wis cemepak ana dipan nggonku ngleyeh karo nonton tipi sing dipasang ana ndhuwure grobak.
"Ndamel es mboten?"
"Sik...sik Kang, sik deloken kuwi korbane kecelakaan wis dievakuasi"
"Lha inggih kok dados pejah sedanten wong sak durunge ana sing nelpun njaluk tulung kok dadi lan patine kabeh" Kang Ribut nerocos.
"Lho? Sinten sing ngomong?", aku nyucrup degan ngango sedotan. '....tambahana es Kang"
"Wong ...pendak byar disiarne ngoten kok"
"Lha terus?" aku moro neng grobake Kang RIbut nyodorke degan.
"Lha nggih duka, ning kabeh sak niki pun pejah sedanten"
Aku ngeling-eling Bohorok ki aku kenal banget jaman sih cilik Pelajaran IPS ana sing jenenge angin Bohorok.
"Mungkin merga katisen merga kanginan yak'e Kang", "wong daerah mriku angine sok ngedab-edabi je".




Berita saka BASARNAS

CASSA 212 JATUH DI BAHOROK MEDAN

JAKARTA – Musibah penerbangan kembali menghentak tanah air. Pesawat Cassa jenis 212 rute Medan-Kutacane, Aceh Tenggara jatuh di kawasan Gunung Kapur, Batur Kadang, kawasan Gunung Lauser, Bahorok, Kabupaten Lahat, Sumatera Utara, Kamis (29/09/2011) pagi. Pesawat milik PT Nusantara Buana Air dengan rute Medan – Kutacane tersebut mengangkut 18 penumpang, terdiri dari 4 kru, 10 penumpang dewasa, 2 anak-anak, dan 2 bayi. Tim SAR Basarnas dari Kantor SAR Medan telah mengerahkan 3 tim rescue dengan sarana dan prasarana untuk evakuasi korban di gunung hutan. Informasi yang dihimpun dari pusat komunikasi Kantor Pusat Badan SAR Nasional mengungkapkan, jatuhnya pesawat naas tersebut bermula dari munculnya sinyal distress dari Local Unit Transmiter (LUT) yang terpancar dari ELT (beacon) pesawat tersebut. Koordinatnya berada pada 03.24 N – 098.01 E. Registrasi ELT tersebut PK-TLF atas nama PT Nusantara Buana Air. Laporan tersebut diperkuat dengan laporan yang masuk ke Kantor SAR Medan terkait raibnya pesawat tersebut. Pesawat komersial dengan jadwal penerbangan pertama itu lepas landas dari Medan pada pukul 07.28 WIB. Mestinya, pesawat mendarat di Kutacane pukul 07.58 WIB. Namun, 10 menit sebelum landing, pukul 07.48, pesawat mengalami hilang kontak (loss contact). Laporan tersebut langsung ditindaklanjuti oleh Kepala Kantor SAR Medan yang dibantu oleh Paskhas TNI AU Medan. “Lokasi musibah sudah terdeteksi, kami langsung menggerakan 3 tim rescue untuk mencapai lokasi kejadian,” tegas Kakansar Medan Hadi Tugiman melalui Kasie ops Suhri NN Sinaga, selaku SAR Mission Coordinator (SMC), siang tadi. Sinaga menambahkan, masing-masing tim terdiri dari 6 personil. Mereka dari Kantor SAR Medan dan Pos SAR Kutacane. Masing-masing tim membawa sarana prasana lengkap dengan spesifikasi jungle rescue (penyelamatan gunung hutan),” Musibah tersebut mendapat perhatian serius dari Kepala Badan SAR Nasional Marsekal Madya TNI Daryatmo, SIP. Orang nomor satu di lingkungan Basarnas tersebut langsung memerintahkan agar helikopter Basarnas BO-105 disiagakan untuk membantu proses evakuasi jika diperlukan. Bahkan, Kabasarnas juga terbang ke Medan untuk memantau langsung dan memberikan support (dukungan) kepada tim yang sedang mengemban misi kemanusiaan itu. “Kami tengah berusaha maksimal dalam operasi ini untuk menolong para korban, bagaimanapun kondisinya,” ungkapnya. Hingga berita ini diturunkan, pukul 13.00 WIB, tim SAR masih bergerak ke lokasi musibah. (ab/humas)


EVAKUASI PESAWAT CASSA VIA UDARA

KANTOR SAR MEDAN – Seperti berita sebelumnya. Musibah jatuhnya Pesawat Cassa jenis 212 rute Medan-Kutacane, Aceh Tenggara jatuh di kawasan Gunung Kapur, Batur Kadang, kawasan Gunung Lauser, Bahorok, Kabupaten Lahat, Sumatera Utara, Kamis (29/09/2011) pagi. Pesawat milik PT Nusantara Buana Air dengan rute Medan – Kutacane. Dlaporkan pada Minggu (2/10) Tim Rescue gabungan telah mengevakuasi korban via udara pada Pkl. 12.04 wib 6 (enam) jenazah berhasil dievakuasi kemudian pkl 13.25 wib 3 (tiga) jenazah korban dievakuasi kemudian pkl 15.10 wib 5 (lima) jenazah dan pkl 15.40 wib 4 (empat) jenazah juga berhasil dievakuasi. Jumlah jenazah yang telah dievakuasi sebanyak 18 (delapan belas), selanjutnya jenazah tersebut dibawa ke RS. H. Adam Malik Medan untuk diidentifikasi.

2010-03-11

Sing pada ra genah

Aku lagi thenguk-thenguk ana buk karo ngantuk, lha kok diwenehi andhuk... eh khabar sing rada mbebungahi. Jare isa cepet sugih merga kanthi dolanan komputer bakalan oleh dhuwit gedhe...elha.. penuk tenin.

Setengah ra percaya ya wis tak turuti wae spa ngerti aku dadi sugih...rak lumayan.

Dadi ngene ya ca, coba tulungen aku padha melua iki ya...
Mengko tak dongane ..dadi nggantheng lan ayu kuabeh.

Wacanen sing ana ning ngisor iki. Lha nek ra mudheng ya wis... tak dongane muga-muga cepet pinter basa manca.




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Ngomonge iki bisnis

Emboh bener po ora ning ya tak coba wae.
Lha nek pada pengin



Ya wis ngono thok wae

2008-10-23

MELAMINE.... Napa niku (what's that?)

What is MELAMINE?








In making:

Melamine is used to manufacture plastic material


Melamine floor board


How come this material is included in the baby milk powder?
It looks like milk powder!



What effect will be if consume by people or animal?



So far 13000 babies victim in China.



Mulane ana ing Indonesia kabeh produk susu lan camilan sing diimport saka China dirazia.
Muga-muga ning Indonesia ora kedaden ana sing mati merga susu.

2008-06-09

Beware of your PC

BDV-443787-BDV
I got an email, that good to be share:

During a recent visit to an optician, one of my friends was told of an
exercise for the eyes by a specialist doctor that he termed as
20-20-20 ." It is apt for all of us, who spend long hours at our desks,
looking at the computer screen.
I Thought I'd share it with you. 20-20-20

Step I :-

After every 20 minutes of looking into the computer screen, turn your
head and try to look at any object placed at least 20 feet away. This
changes the focal length of your eyes, a must-do for the tired eyes.

Step II :-

Try and blink your eyes for 20 times in succession, to moisten them.

Step III :-

Time permitting of course, one should walk 20 paces after every 20 minutes
of sitting in one particular posture. Helps blood circulation for the entire body.


Otherwise our eye would be like this....

2008-06-06

Ramayana Series- Anoman meets Indrajit

This dance was taken in the Prambanan temple West of Yogyakarta.


Gambyong dance

Gambyong dance from Surakarta. Mangkunegara Palace at 1950 called Gambyong Pareanom. Presently this dance perform on the wedding party a Solo Style Wedding Party





Tari Gambyong punika salah satunggalipun beksan saking Surakarta. Tembung gambyong kapendhet saking juru tari (ledhek) kawentar asma Mbok Gambyong.
Tari gambyong punika asalipun saking kawula alit ingkang sumrambah dumugi kraton.
Ing wiwitan tahun 1950-an, Pura Mangkunegaran mundhut Tari Gambyong dados salah satunggal beksan unggulan ingkang kaparingan nami Gambyong Pareanom.

We just the smallest dust!

The Earth is the place where we live.










Earth just nothing... compare to Jupiter










And when we compare to the Sun.
It just a little dot.









When Sun compares to Acturus













And then to Antares, the biggest Star that we can find.
Antares is 1000 light-years from earth.
( A light year is 5,865,696,000,000 miles (9,460,800,000,000 kilometers))









Do you realize? Earth just nothing
We are nothing.
Subhanallah.....
We just the smallest dust.

2008-06-05

Ngayogyakarta

OST of Mengejar Mas-mas, one of box office movie in Indonesia.

Ngayogyakarta
by Genk Kubro


Ngayogjakarta, the city is safe and warm-hearted.
The city of arts, education, and culture

The south of Malioboro is Yogya palace
Big PostOffice in front of Seni sono
But it’s the past, now it doesn’t exist
Verderburg Siege was the place of Deutch

Finding Gudeg, must be there in Mijilan
Looking for Monkeys and Elephants in Gembira Loka
Want to relax on the beach, to the south
Parang Tritis, Parang Ndog, Parang Kusuma

Bantul, Praja Tamansari, not to lose, hold it.
Sleman Sembodo, save it make it disappointing

Buy Birds in Ngasem Sur Pulo Cemeti
Kali Urang cold place in the slope of Merapi
The snacks is jadah, tempe bacem, very nostalgic
Selarong Tunnel reminds me in the Deutch war

Gajah Mada IAIN Kalijaga UII
The place for smart people to study
Tugu Station, Lempuyangan, the place for trains
Riding trains from there to everywhere

Gunung Kidul handayani, if you lost something, it’s hard to search for it
Kulon Progo Binangun, let’s together with your friends

[Interlude]

Borobudur, Prambanan, the big temples.
Tamansari, ruin of water place
Srimpi and Gambyong Dance along with Gamelan
It’s enjoyable to watch it

Jogja area has 4 subareas
Gunung Kidul, Sleman, Bantul, Kulon progo the border
Dalad, Sangi, and Nyothe is the slang language
If I think of it, It trigger my laughter

Nine Four, plus six
I am sorry for my fault
Nine Four, plus six
I am graduated from Pakem (the mental hospital of Jogja)

Scabies Leg, don’t pick on it
Dirty hands, don’t use it to pick your nose
Pain on head, just eat some pills
Be a smart and generous person

Pan scoop for frying krupuk named Sothil
Be quiet don’t play around with your hand
Sew your buttons not to be loose
Be rich, don’t be stingy





Ngayogyakarta
by Genk Kubro


Ngayogyakarta kuthane aman berhati nyaman
Kota Seniman, Kota Pelajar, lan Kabudayan

Reff:
Malioboro trus ngidul kuwi kraton yogya
Kantor Pos Gedhe, ngarepe Senisono
Ning dhek biyen, saiki wis ora ana
Benteng Velderburg mbiyen panggonane Landa

Nggolek Gudheg ning Widjilan mesthi ana
Ndelok Munyuk lan Gajah ning Gembira Loka
Arep santai ning laut, bablas kidul kana.
Parang tritis Parang Ndok, Parang Kusuma

Bantul, Praja Taman Sari

Ben ra ucul, ya digondheli
Sleman Sembada, eman-eman marai gela

Reff:
Tuku manuk ning Ngasem sor kulon Cemeti
Kaliurang nggon adem ning lereng Merapi
Cemilane jadah tempe bacem ngangeni
Gua Slarong Ngelingake perang jaman Kompeni

Gadjah Mada IAIN Kalijaga UII
Panggonane wong pinter sing padha studi
Stasiun Tugu, Lempuyangan nggon kreta api
Numpak sepur saka kana tekan endi-endi

Gunung Kidul Handayani

Bacut ucul angel nggoleki
Kulonprogo Binangun
Karo kanca mbok yo sing rukun

Ngayogyakarta kuthane aman berhati nyaman
Kota Seniman, Kota Pelajar, lan Kabudayan


Reff:
Borobudhur, Prambanan kuwi candhi gedhe
Taman Sari pemandhian mung kari bekase
Tari Srimpi lan Gambyong sagamelane
Yen ditonton mesthi wae yo nyenengake

Dhaerah Yogya ana papat kabupatene
Gunung Kidul, Sleman, Bantul, Kulonprogo batese
Dalad, Sani, lan Nyothe kuwi basa premane

Yen tak pikir aku mesti kekelen dewe

Sanga Papat, punjul enem,
Menawi lepat, nyuwun ngapunten
Sanga Papat, punjul enem,
Kula niki, lulusan Pakem

Sikil Gudhik, aja dikukur lan dithithil
Tangan reged aja nggo uthik-uthik upil
Sirah mumet lan ngelu padha ngombea pil
Dadi uwong sing pinter aja dadi pokil

Susuk wajan nggo nggoreng krupuk kuwi Sothil
Mbok ya anteng tangane aja padha nggrathil
Benik ucul dondomi ben ora prithil
Dadi uwong sing sugih aja dadi uthil.

Srimpi The Mystical dance of Java

Hmmm... I am javanese, and never saw this dance maybe be more than a decade.
Proud but also surprise.

The Way of Dance brings to life the art of ancient civilizations through classical and traditional forms, in the service of rituals and rhythms of cultures far removed from our own in space and time, reviving the splendor of the past and enriching the present.

This clip is from a classical Javanese Court Dance (21 mins.) called "Serimpi Gondokusumo" is performed by dancers Lesandre and Nuria, and demonstrates the high standard of refined beauty and movement that was admired in the palaces of ancient Indonesia. This is a high quality professional video shot in October 2006. I am not reseller of this material. But you may visit this address if you interest at thewayofdance.com


2008-06-02

Dagelan-Djunaedi Dalang Memble (2)

Djunaedi is the famous comedian but he was grown in the folk-comedy from one wedding party to another. He began famous after Lokananta recorded into several cassete.


Feel free to download:
8 Dalang Memble 8of14
9. Dalang Memble 9of14
10. Dalang Memble 10of14
11. Dalang Memble 11of14
12. Dalang Memble 12of14
13. Dalang Memble 13of14
14. Dalang Memble 14of14

2008-05-31

Dagelan-Djunaedi Dalang Memble


The most popular javanese dagelan especially in Center Java and Yogyakarta


Feel free to download:
1. Dalang Memble 1of14
2. Dalang Memble 2of14
3. Dalang Memble 3of14
4. Dalang Memble 4of14
5. Dalang Memble 5of14
6. Dalang Memble 6of14
7. Dalang Memble 7of14

Be patient for the next files

2008-05-30

Macapat - Kinanthi

Javanese songs (tembang) that grouped at Macapat. This is the traditional songs in Java.
Usually the musicians will compose with the different lirics with the same rythm for one title.
You can hear the songs by downloading this link:
1. Macapat - Kinanthi1
2. Macapat - Kinanthi2
3. Macapat - Kinanthi3

Macapat - Gambuh

Javanese songs (tembang) that grouped at Macapat. This is the traditional songs in Java.
Usually the musicians will compose with the different lirics with the same rythm for one title.
You can hear the songs by downloading this link:
1. Macapat - Gambuh1
2. Macapat - Gambuh2
3. Macapat - Gambuh3

Macapat - Durma

Javanese songs (tembang) that grouped at Macapat. This is the traditional songs in Java.
Usually the musicians will compose with the different lirics with the same rythm for one title.

You can hear the songs by downloading this link:
1. Macapat - Durma1
2. Macapat - Durma2
3. Macapat - Durma3

Macapat - Dandanggulo

Javanese songs (tembang) that grouped at Macapat. This is the traditional songs in Java.
Usually the musicians will compose with the different lirics with the same rythm for one title.
You can hear the songs by downloading this link:
1. Macapat - Dandanggulo1
2. Macapat - Dandanggulo2

 
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